| Introduction | i |
| House Manager's Argument | ix |
| Chapter One - The Beginning | 1 |
| Chapter Two - The Shots Heard Around The World | 17 |
| Chapter Three - The Declaration of War | 30 |
| Chapter Four - The Battle Plan | 42 |
| Chapter Five - A Ragtag Band | 63 |
| Chapter Six - The SitRep | 85 |
| Chapter Seven - Strategies and Tactics | 98 |
| Chapter Eight - PsyOps and Disc Jockeys | 128 |
| Chapter Nine - Homecoming | 151 |
| Chapter Ten - Things That Go Bump in the Night | 179 |